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SoCal Self-Humorist


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my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via officialwhitegirls)


do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(Source: oeste, via icarly-official)


*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

(via ruinedchildhood)