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foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via richard-is-bored)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via hvllucinogenics)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

joelbyeman:

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies

That explains a lot

(via voguebetch)

Boy:spell me
Girl:M-E
Boy:you forgot the D
Girl:there's no D in me.
Boy:not yet